Pizza Head Ed

Pizza Head Ed is a mysterious figure that none have seen in person but his presence is evident in the workings of Edwart Culen’s life. He appears in the form of a man in a bluish-grey suit with a red tie, and has a slice of pizza for a head. Ominous drawings of Edwart’s family with this deranged man were found in a package delivered to Edwart’s house. The outside of the packaging of the drawing was completely stamped with the lowercase letter “p” all over it. The paper the drawing was drawn on was made entirely of cheese. The creator of this drawing remains unknown. His only other appearances have been in photographs taken around Edwart’s house. Sometimes when a room in Edwart’s house is vacant, someone will return to it only to discover that the room has become filled with emptied Pizza Boxes. This is believed to be Pizza Head Ed’s doings. These occurrences were interpreted as Pizza Head Ed’s way of displaying his rage concerning the violent and horrifying genocide of pizza in major fast food chains.