Calendar Man

The Life of a Human Calendar


Calendar Man is a mercenary hired by Leonerd to kill Edwart in Fall of 2009. Their first battle took place in the Welcome Lounge where Calendar gave a futile attempt to hurt Edwart by giving him paper cuts. Edwart was heard saying, "tihs is stubit -.-" and then set Calendar Man on fire by going into Demon Form.

Believing that Calendar Man had been destroyed, it wouldn't be for another year that Edwart would encounter this foe again. However, with what was originally supposed to be Edwart's finale, Calender Man returned to fight along side Leonerd and the Communist Penguin Army. Calendar Man came prepared, this time being made out of card board instead of paper. In a shocking turn of events, Calender Man was once again defeated by easily being broken in half by Edwart.

A return of Calendar Man?
Calendar Man made it clear in his last appearance, that with his return he would be modernized and 'hip' with the times. Many FAWX News analysts have undergone deep and critical observing of Calender Man's past actions to help determine what this might mean. FAWX News' only African American employee, Rudy Chaprone, concluded that "It will probably be something stupid and the next fight won't last very long."

On June 2nd 2010, FAWX News received a photograph of what appears to be Calendar Man taking a picture of himself in the bathroom holding an iPad in one hand and an iPhone being used to take the picture in the other. In the background a Macbook Air can clearly be seen browsing Neopets.