Leonerd

Leonerd Culen (ILoveGod666)
Leonerd (real name Leonardo "Napoleon" Cullen) is the biological brother of Edwart. Unlike Edwart however, Leonerd is half bear, half demon and half linux. According to edwart's autobiography, Leonerd's father (Rasin) had sex with a bear a flying stork got the wrong address and miscarried the Berenstein Bear's new born to Rasin who for whatever reason decided to sell his soul to the Devil and surgically rewire Leonerd's body to an Ubuntu server. I didn't just make this up, I swear.

Despite the long history of Leonerd being Edwart's arch enemy, it's not uncommon to witness the two having..... brotherly relations.......

Personality
Leonerd has schizophrenia, often causing him to actually believe he is or is friends with a historical figure, celebrity or a fictional character. Leonerd typically has mental break downs when around Edwart, who is a trigger for his trauma. When separate from Edwart's presence, Leonerd carries on normal conversations with his friends. (Note that this is different from Edwart's retardation)

While Leonerd never partakes in many forms of visual art and literature, Leonerd is often working behind the scenes to create subliminal references, riddles and puzzles to fulfill his obsession with knowledge of unimportant entities.

Marriage to Kandiisu
On February 15 2011, Leonerd was preaching to Kandiisu the story of Creation from the Bereble in which claims bere tings were the only thing in existance until the Linux God created "Pingins." Kandiisu, while totally lost went along with Leonerd's story and was "beretized" in the "bere ting sprit." As such, she turned into a bere ting as well. Noticing an excellent opportunity, Leonerd didn't hesitate to ask, "ey lol u lik bere tings?" in an attempt to seduce her. They married in MJ's coffee lounge a few minutes later, however it didn't take long for Leonerd to unknowingly drive her insane and run her out of the room.

The two are still married to this day.