Trashe

Origins
Trashe is a coagulation of lime sherbert ice-cream, a dictatorial magazine, a half-empty bottle of facial hair growth formula, and a swarm of maggots which was growing in the bottom of a trashcan in Habbo Hotel’s hallway. This combination somehow formed a functioning semi-humanoid. Edwart, stumbling through the hallway like a drunken monkey as usual, smashed his face into many of the support pillars scattered about the halls. Eventually he bumped into the disturbing growth which resembled a child and in Edwart’s stupor he proclaimed Trashe to be his son. Edwart also believed that he had Trashe with his previous girlfriend despite the fact that neither Edwart nor his ex-girlfriend possessed any of the genetic traits that Trashe displayed. When Edwart introduced Trashe to his ex-girlfriend, she is quoted as having said, “that thing didn’t fall out of my vagina.”

Early Life


Edwart’s former relationship had not be pleasant. Trashe was subsequently the victim of many of Edwart’s sadistic desires. Trashe was chained to walls and tortured with various appliances, such as ovens, knives, bathtubs, and Edwart’s regular stock of gay emo child porn. When Edwart would finish torturing Trashe he would leave Trashe in his room, which Edwart mockingly named “th dungen.” Trashe was left alone for many hours at a time to starve and suffer, hanging from his arms in darkness.

Eventually this meaningless chapter in Trashe’s life was over and with a convenient motive for Trashe to hate Edwart having been created, Trashe joined Leonerd as an apprentice. As the years of training passed, Trashe held on tight to the memories of Edwart’s torture. He made a goal that someday he would find the obnoxious pale sparkling pansy and make him pay for the suffering he had caused.